My Wife Is Twice My Age

I, Yarrick Sutton, am a 22-year-old male with a strong and healthy body! I'm about to graduate from university. I'm searching for a lady fated to be my wife. All women ages 18 and up are welcome—there's no upper limit! Locals from Jillburg preferred. If you're outstanding enough, I don't mind being your live-in husband. I'm also offering temporary boyfriend services—a daily rate of 500 dollars, but overnight rates are different. Additionally, I can assist with middle and high school homework. I also offer tutoring services for high school math, physics, and chemistry. Rates are negotiable. … Just then, an old lady approaches me. "Do you also offer temporary marriage services, young lad? I have a sister…" "Of course! It's no issue!"