It is finally the day my husband, Preston York, goes on stage to accept the award. He couldn't bear to have me—his unpresentable wife—join him on stage, so he has his pretty assistant, Melanie Schofield, stand in for me instead. He then embraces Melanie amidst the applause and shamelessly introduces her as his wife.I observe the spectacle with a detached gaze, and with one phone call, I launch my professional comeback.It is only when I turn and look at Preston, whose face is full of regret, that I can't help but feel that he's the one who is truly unpresentable.